Yeah, Spanx suck!! What can I say. I HATE those motherf’ers!! Whoever invented Spanks made a fortune, but seriously damaged the sex lives of most couples. Don’t ask me why, but women dress for other women and not for their men. Trust me. I’m not making this stuff up. I know what I’m talking about. I’m a  lucky guy with a good looking GF. But as with all good looking women, she thinks she has to look so F’n perfect. Every time she gets ready to go out, she stands in front of a full length mirror and does a 360° view of her body. Every F’n degree has to look perfect. I’ve told her a million times that she has a great shape, that guys don’t want perfect women. We want sexy women. And sexy women are comfortable with their bodies, radiating self-confidence. They THINK they’re sexy. And thus they are. Plenty nights when we go out, my GF is feeling her mojo, looks fabulous and acts it. But some nights she’s not feeling it, and acts and feels frumpy. On go the F’n Spanx!!! When it comes to self-confidence, she’s like most women. Very insecure about their bodies. Problem is, women don’t hear their men. They listen to themselves, other women, and TV talk show lollipop heads. Do you know how many times my GF has asked me if I thought some skinny skanky blonde had a nice body? Too many times. But men aren’t interested in skinny. Men want real bodies, real women. Yeah, okay, so we want T&A. That doesn’t make us bad people. And once in awhile when we’re out, we want to put our hands on our woman’s body, maybe even on her ass. Not in a vulgar way. Just a graze, a fleeting touch. Alright, so maybe we do want to cop a major feel. And when we do, we want to feel ass, not girdle. Yes, Spanx feel like a girdle, so friggen unnatural, so unsexy. Men like to feel skin, REAL skin. Don’t women realize that without Spanx,  your ass FEELS way better to us, and even LOOKS way better? Do you know why? Because it FEELS and LOOKS like a REAL ass! And plus, we also like that your ass is accessible to us, if you know what I mean. And you should know that there’s nothing more erotic to a man than a NATURAL woman in a sundress. Yes, try wearing a dress once in awhile. WITHOUT SPANX!! If you didn’t know that before, you know it now. No more excuses!!
Hey, maybe you’ll read this and think that I’m an ignorant ahole. Some women are going to think I’m a chauvinist. And some women just don’t give a shit about pleasing men. I can take the criticism. But, if a woman wants to please her man in a subtle but sexy way,  then LISTEN TO ME!! Gather up all your Spanx and trash them!! Come on ladies!! TRASH THOSE MOTHERF’ERS!!! Give your man the pleasure of feeling your ass, your REAL ass!! You’ll FEEL sexy. You’ll BE sexy. Your post-Spanx sex life with your man, or any man, WILL improve.
Westendtom GUARANTEES it!